I got slapped in the face by the friendzone today, but I can't say I didn't deserve it.

Quote from el pibe :

She even gives me a bj because i was right.

This made my week.

Quote :

and then when i am about to leave, she takes my cellphone and looks at my messages.

But this drives me to ****ing fury. Maybe my standards are too high but if your significant other feels the need to search your phone then I think there's a serious issue somewhere in the relationship.

Fecking hate when cops tailgate you, trying to force a mistake.

:ices_rofl

Quote from UncleBenny :

Just a lame sponsorship announcement, with the way they were hyping it up I was hoping for more. Cheez-It 355 at the Glen has a nice ring to it...or not.

Better than 'Helluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at The Glen'.

Quote from e2mustang :

they brake at green light but fly right thru red ones

I don't get this, it's completely true. Those people who slow down for green lights like an 18 wheeler might come barreling through any second, then gun it to fly through at the tail end of a yellow.

Dinosaur BBQ is the shit please let this happen.

I love these (mainly because I hate BBT), but my god if we keep them and ban Dolan...

I feel like the second one had a definitive punchline and could classify as a normal joke.

Golden Oldie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f ... mbedded&v=lVhYC-HzeT4

New list, all funtime:

Lotus Exige (before the stupid facelift and V6)
Lotus 49
Maserati 250F
Ford GT MkI
Ferrari P4
Ferrari F399
Ferrari 250 GTO
Ariel Atom 300
BMW Brutus
Sauber C11

That guy who steals the bumper is so happy, then they take it away from him.

Quote from Cornys :

Edit3: Oh look Waltrip will be in the 500 again. http://www.swanracingco.com/

Someone to run into Danica for me.

Doesn't matter where you put him, those damned little legs are going to be the fastest thing on the field no matter where they are.

Edit: Just watched the ceremony. Messi's suit looks like it was made for motion capture.

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Quote from krugmander :

Wish I could be there, but there's that whole "across the world" thing.

We live in a country where study-abroad programs are huge, so if yo go to college there's always a chance you could get sent to Europe.

Hopefully there's still these meet ups in 2 or 3 years, because that's my plan at least.

Second that motion, I've waited until tomorrow's 11 am showing to go see Django. Can't wait.

Meh, it's nice to see they found a place to let the Deltawing run.

Quote from DeadWolfBones :

This one, too: http://www.motherjones.com/env ... /lead-crime-link-gasoline

How long until 'lead is a conspiracy' talks begin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f ... bedded&v=fCR6_CqXsW8#!

Watch the whole thing. These are only the 'highlights' too, apparently even more happened.

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Kev, where in NJ did you live?

Post them in the Dolan thread and see what happens.

Quote from pasibrzuch :

2011

2:47 - The only thing that can explain an accident at that speed must be driver distraction hehe.

Firstly, I don't give two shits about Dolan.

Secondly, it's a picture thread, so shut the hell up with the arguing and post some damn pictures. If you all actually bothered to post something instead of constantly moaning (for either side) maybe we'd have something funny in this thread.

http://i.destinyislands.com/pu ... n-comics/01-dolan-hat.png
http://assets.shitbrix.com/has ... ized/weatherman-69804.jpg

The dolans are great when you get really really drunk.

The last one is ****ing amazing.